Sardarji Jokes

Sardar comes back to his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks 4 the complement"
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!!
Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My
Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I
LOVE U SISTER."
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What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
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Santa: That Cow is a Lovely Colour,
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!
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Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

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Once a sardar was going on a highway in his car with a lot of cash. A gang of highway bandits stopped him. Seeing that he was a sardar, they decided to try and loot him without wasting any ammunition. They challenged him to a game. They made a circle on the ground and said to him, "If you can remain in this circle for half an hour, we will only take your valuables but if you come outside it, we will kill you." The sardar agrees and the thieves leisurely loot the car. At the end of half an hour, they say to the sardar, "Congrats, you won." To their disbelief, he starts laughing. They ask him the reason and he says, "I stepped outside the circle five times and no one noticed!"

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sardar to Sunita: "I want to marry you"

Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."

sardar: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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77. Veer sardar Banta is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that
time, a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone
out of the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the
zoo, but wandering freely. Zoo people requested the sardar to go
inside and trap the tiger in a cage. Scared, but to avoid insult, he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying a big gun.

While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is
chasing him. Feeling scared, he drove the jeep fast but only to observe
that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time, the road
separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right.
Then cleverly Banta put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the
road on right. The tiger runs into the left path.

With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time, the roads meet and the same situation arises again.

Once more the road divides into two and this time our sardar is smart
enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the
tiger goes into the road on right side. After sometime the roads meet
again and to our sardar's misfortune, the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and our sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left side of the road.

Then he holds his hand outside and a gives pass signal which is given
for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time overtakes his
jeep and runs forward.

NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY??

ANSWER IS BELOW............

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"There are sardar Communities in Tigers too".

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78. a sardar gets employed in a multi national company..... he gets to work with a greek, and a jew.... these guys noticed everyday that their boss left the office very early in the evening. the jew came up with the idea that these guys too will leave as soon as the boss left office. and the next day they did as they planned . the jew left for home and said his prayers,spent time hangin out with his family. the greek took his girlfriend out on a date. the sardar..... went home ,went to the bedroom,as he opened the door he saw his boss in there with his wife

the next day at the office
jew: hey guys we'll leave home early today too
sardar: no, idiot i almost got caught yesterday

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79. Banta Singhh was sitting at the top of a 100 floor bulding and suddenly someone comes up to him and says .... "Hey Santa Singh your daughter died just now in a road accident". Our sardar gets seriously depressed and prepares to jump off the building. He Jumps..........

50 floors down ....... He realises he has no daughters
70 floors down ....... He realises he is not even married
At the moment of impact .......... He realises that his name is BANTA not SANTA!

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80. A sardar is relaxing by the Goan seaside........

Suddenly a man near him asks "Are you relaxing?"
He replies "No,Im Banta Singh"

The guy near him becomes perplexed and spreads our sardar's reply to everyone he sees.

Now everyone start asking him the same question

Our sardar gets really pissed and thinks that there is a guy called "relaxing" on this beach who is urgently wanted by the beach folk

So he goes and asks some guy "Are you relaxing",the guy says yes

Our sardar gives him a really tight SLAP!!

"YOU MORON,RASCAL EVERYONE'S BUGGING ME THINKING I AM YOU ; THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU NOW GO!!"

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81. Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. When Santa tried to pick it up the photograph slipped under a woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.

He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?". The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.

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82. in an major disaster about 200 sardar were run over by express train but lucky one sardar survived the tragedy.police appreciated his inteligence and started questioning him.

policedid u see the tragedy
sardar: yes

police: what happened

sardar: paniced by the public announcement " **** train will arraive on platform no 3 " 200 sardars jumped into the track

policebut how come u survived r u so intelligent

sardar: I came here to commit suicide after hearing the announcement i entered the platform

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82. A sardar used to go to college with his dog. After some years, the sardar started going alone.

The dog graduated.

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83. Once a sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

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84. one day a sardar boy comes home from school and asks:;
"Dad.. today in English class .. Every body could spell out from A till j!! I spelled till S.....Is it becauz I am a sardar??"
Papa replies:: "No beta....Its becauz u r intelligent "

the son continues...."Daddy in Math class every body could write upto 20 I was able to write till 50.....Is it becauz I am a sardar??"

Papa says::"No beta.... Its becauz u r intelligent!!"

Son now enthu.....asks.."Dada... in class they measured height... every body was less than 100cm but I was 180cm ?? Is it beacuz I am a sardar??

papa replies...."NO BETA ITS BECAUZ U R 31 YEARS OLD"

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85. during a lecture on population explosion speaker says "in india a women gives birth to a child every 50 sec". A sardar gets up and says"we should find the women and stop her".

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Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize
money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats
made?

A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University
students

3) In which month do the Russians
celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI
first name?

A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5)The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean,
has its name based onwhich animal:

A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

if u think you are indeed clever and laughed at
our Sardar's replies,

Then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from
1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in
November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936
he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA
which means

islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever
laugh at a Sardar again

On behalf of,

Sardar Manmohan Singh,
PM, India
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117. During a clash between India and neighbournig country a Thambi,a Mallu and another man were caught as Pow to our enemy.......now it is the time of execution now ....the 1st Pow is to be executed .....the guns are also pointed at this time the Pow shouted FLOOD all turned back and he escaped.......now the time for 2nd to b executed ....the same situation....now he shouted MUSHARRAF all turned saluting and our pow escaped .....now time 4 3rd Pow....the same situation .....he shouted FIRE....but now the bullet case is empty before time.....you might have guessed who is the last Pow........He is our sardar...
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Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst
stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was
over!!!!
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A Punjabi SARDAR and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotic history during the freedom struggle.
The debate heated up and both ended up claiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally
agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter
from his state and pull one hair out of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said the SARDAR and
pulled one hair from the Bengali. "Netaji" said the Bengali and did the same. They continued like this for some time, but
soon exhausted all known freedom fighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used SARDAR's ignorance and reeled off
a lot of imaginary names. The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name. He thought
deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair out shouting - "JallianWala Bagh".

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Sardar declares:

. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . .
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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra &
started beating it &
said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour

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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke
bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is
earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 ltr.

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On Jeeto's bday

Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100
kisses.

When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque
cashed from bank
manager.

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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4
times

sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes
lara lara

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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya
or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana
dan....

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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu
sultan's chair

Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he
comes.!!..

sandeep bhanushali
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SARDARJI JOKES

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts
"Sagittarius.".
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had
lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm
2400 kms from home."
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HEAVEN
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
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ANOTHER COUNT!
Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a
manhole cover yelling "86, 86, 86". He asks the man, "Excuse me, but why are you
jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'?" The man says,
"Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under
there and find out. He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of
him, and he says, "Okay." The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole,
and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling
"87, 87, 87"...
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EMPLOYMENT?
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the
columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
wrote : Yes
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AT INDO-PAK WAR
Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing
everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from
the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets. The pakistani forces
surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but,
suddenly out of the bushes jumps Captain. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar
dani!(mosquito net) He Pulls out his AK-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run
off quickly. The next day Hari Singh gets a medal. His friends ask him "Yaar thu
maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" Hari Singh replies "Maachar daani itni patli
hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?
In the following war Hari Singh retires and his son Gani Singh No Assumptions
Please!) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the Gurudwara hideout, the
sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts Gani Singh
wearning nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but instead
gets shot. In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar, therre bap me tho itni akal
thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha, aur tu nunga chale gaya". Gani Singh replies
"aare yaar main tho odomos lage ke gaya tha"!
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HEIGHTS OF REVENGE
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to
spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries
to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn.".
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not
for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing
a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the
mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says
"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But
unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa
went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching
the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh! What
the heck's going' on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?"
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.* "
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CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR
Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the
middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the
plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some
time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the
sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old
lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the
sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air
hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally
the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the
sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,
the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt.
replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All
others will go to Jalandhar."
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KHALISTAN JOKES
Khalistan National Drink : Sarbat Khalsa.
Khalistan National Bird : Tandoori Chicken.
International Airline : Kitthe Pacific.
National Airline : Itthe Pacific.
National Anthem : Sten-a gun-a man-a ..........
National Taxi Service : Kar Seva.
National song : Bande marte hum.
Female terrorist : Hard Kaur.
National dish : AKALI-DAAL.
Sikh scuba diver : JULL-UNDER SINGH.
Better adapted sikh diver : JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.
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COLOR TV
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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CROCODILE BOOTS
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him
hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks
its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
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LONG FLIGHT
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," comes an answer.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!
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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk:
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?". "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks
Gani Singh.
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THE 4 SARDARJIS
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of
discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They
selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and
waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed
but noboby turned up.
WHY ? -
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought
the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage.
The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their
garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY ?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.
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After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought
a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew
past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet
nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there
nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but
alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY ?
B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their
taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi.
They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even
an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the
story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but
the taxi wouldnt budge.
WHY ?
B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
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SANTA SING AND STUDENTS
Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned
for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the
inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires :
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE
MAI"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE
MAI"
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE
MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE
MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him
"What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an
english class and what he is saying is GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE
PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principle too is shocked , Santa
Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.
Principal : " Santa singhji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA ,
GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA
DESH".
Santa Singh : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students
the spellings of assassination.:- Ass-Ass-I-Nation
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Santa Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part.

One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa Singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, you are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa singh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees

Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Pleaseeee, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't.

Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!

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